Archive for 2008

We Call It the Snow­mo­bile

Ghet­to cowork­er: My son loves his car, he says he wants to get buried in it. I tell him he’s crazy, but it is a re­al­ly nice car. It’s an Oldsmobuick* con­vert­ible, co­caine white…
Not-so-ghet­to cowork­er: Co­caine white?
Ghet­to cowork­er: Yeah, you know that re­al­ly pearly white col­or?
Not-so-ghet­to cowork­er, sar­cas­ti­cal­ly: Does it have meth-yel­low trim?
Ghet­to cowork­er, obliv­i­ous: No, just white. But I tell him he’s crazy, it would nev­er work. When they put in the dirt it would cave in the roof!

Modesto, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: That’s not my job.