Archive for 2008

No Dumb­er Than Cast­ing Jamie Lee Cur­tis As a Young Moth­er

Cus­tomer #1: Do you have Freaky Fri­day?
Clerk: Yes, we have it on DVD and VHS for rental on­ly.
Cus­tomer #1: Okay, I’ll take one to buy.
Clerk: We on­ly have it to rent.
Cus­tomer #1: Where is the one for sale?
Clerk: We on­ly have it to rent. There are none for sale for that ti­tle.
Cus­tomer #1: Well, you should have said some­thing in the first place!
Cus­tomer #2: Wow… You are re­al­ly that dumb, huh?

Video store
Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Dudette

Mom: I’m pret­ty worn out, ac­tu­al­ly.

Home­boy cus­tomer: Yo, gots any moth­a­fuckin’ shelves?
Em­ploy­ee: Did he just say what I thought he said? [Cowork­er nods.]Homeboy cus­tomer: Yo, man! I said, I need some moth­a­fuckin’ shelves fo’ my moth­a­fuckin’ clothes!
Em­ploy­ee, point­ing: Yeah, right down that moth­a­fuckin’ aisle.

Home re­pair store
White­hall, Penn­syl­va­nia

So Ton­to and I Had the Fish Nuggets

Em­ploy­ee #1: So, we went to Long John Sil­ver’s last night for the first time.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Did you bring your horse?
Em­ploy­ee #3: No, that was ‘Hi Ho Sil­ver.‘
Em­ploy­ee #2: It was?

Pre­ston Av­enue
Liv­er­more, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Still cryin

The Lais­sez-Faire Kind

Younger pe­on: Re­mem­ber those Richard Scar­ry books with the an­i­mals all dressed up in–
Old­er pe­on: I haven’t read kids’ books since the sec­ond grade. Se­ri­ous­ly.
Younger pe­on: What, your kids nev­er read chil­dren’s books? What kind of par­ent are you?!

150 Fed­er­al Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts