Archive for 2008

Jon Lovitz, Is That You?

Nurse: Do you smoke?
Old­er man: No.
Nurse: Have you ever smoked?
Old­er man: Yes.
Nurse: And how many cig­a­rettes a day did you smoke?
Old­er man: Uh, three. No, five. A pack.
Nurse: And when did you quit?
Old­er man: Uh, yes­ter­day.
Nurse: You’re still smok­ing, aren’t you?
Old­er man: Yes.

Hos­pi­tal
Harlem, New York

Over­heard by: Na­tal­ie