Archive for 2008

… Speaking of Crap.

20-ish woman peon #1: So, I started my cleanse this week–
20-ish woman peon #2: –Wait, are we talking about poop again? Why are we always talking about poop? Aren’t we a little young for this? [Others stare blankly.] Well, I am strangely comfortable with it. [Others keep staring, so #2 leaves, griping] I hate Oprah.

44th Street
Phoenix, Arizona

You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

Lady peon: Argh! John* is so retarded!
Male peon: You say that about everyone. According to you, we could get a tax break with all the mentally handicapped people we employ…

Speer Boulevard and Zuni Avenue
Denver, Colorado