Sally*, stretching her leg after working out: It’s tight and painful, yet it feels so good at the same time.
Tel Aviv
Israel
Sally*, stretching her leg after working out: It’s tight and painful, yet it feels so good at the same time.
Tel Aviv
Israel
Employee returning from Starbucks: Your whisper of cinnamon may have turned into a dull roar.
Boston, Massachusetts
Mailroom guy #1: Man, I like, dislocated two discs in my back.
Mailroom guy #2: Man, I like, dislocated two balls in my pants.
(person nearby laughs)
Mailroom guy #2: Don’t laugh! It’s true!
Sudbury
Ontario
Canadia
Admin assistant: Can you get us these things from Starbucks? (hands list to intern)
Intern: Yeah. (pauses, looks at list) This one says “no milk”…do you think that means fat free”?
Admin assistant: Uh…
W 45th
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Actually, it said 2 percent.
Lesbian #1: You should get a Subaru. Come on…join the club.
Lesbian #2: I don’t really want a Subaru.
Angry straight coworker: Don’t get a Subaru. Dude, you people take everything! First you take the rainbow. Now Subarus! What the fuck?
Richmond, California
Overheard by: B $
Intern to resident artist: Is it “Helga’s Pub” or “Helga’s Lounge”?
Resident artist: It’s “Helga’s Pub.” It stopped being a lounge when they took down the picture of Eddie Rabbit.
Broad Street
Augusta, Georgia
Dumb employee: See, the thing about putting oil and vinegar into a squeeze bottle is that you have to make a decision… You either get oil, or you get vinegar.
Smart employee: Shake it?
Dumb employee: Well…you made a fool out of me.
Port Washington, New York
Overheard by: Chenga
Coworker #1: You were looking for me earlier?
Coworker #2: Oh, yeah, I came down to see you earlier. I needed something to suck on.
Center City
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Technically challenged lady #1: I like that IT guy. He doesn’t just come in, stick it in and split. He actually takes the time to explain what he’s doing.
Technically challenged lady #2: Yeah, I like him because tells me what goes in which hole.
San Antonio, Texas
(squeaking noises are heard from the next cubicle)
Office bee #1: What is that?
Office bee #2: It’s Jean. She’s blowing up a beach ball.
Office bee #1: Oh, okay.
Glenview, Illinois
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist