Serious receptionist: Just because she has a tattoo doesn’t mean she’s an alcoholic!
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Are you for real?
Archive for August, 2008
Or to Practice Your Marilyn Monroe Poses With
Admin chick: Here’s a fan for your office.
PhD Chick: What’s this for? To like cool me off?
Baltimore, Maryland
I’m Deaf on My Grandmother’s Side
Six-year-old camper #1: I’m half Jewish and half Irish!
Six-year-old camper #2: I’m half Finnish and half Polish!
Six-year-old camper #3: I’m a quarter sign-language!
Look Park
Florence, Massachusetts
And My Light Fixtures Are Starting to Sag
Customer service rep on phone: I know exactly what you mean. I haven’t gotten a manicure in so long… my cubicles look horrible.
Cypress Creek Road
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Ava
Looks Like Bill’s Work, to Me
Graphic designer looking at logo: Looks like a free hand job to me.
England
Overheard by: Johnny Bystander
I’m Very Interested in Getting Drunk and Staying Thin
Woman (looking at new drinks): I don’t need more drinks to choose from. I’m not that interested in beverages. I like my Diet Coke, I like my vodka, and that’s all I need.
Lakeshore Drive
Birmingham, Alabama
Did You at Least Get My Psychic Vibrations?
Sales rep: Why didn’t you answer the IMs I sent you yesterday?
Designer: I was off yesterday.
Sales rep: You mean IMs don’t go through if someone isn’t online?
(designer stares)
Sales rep: What?
Howell, Michigan
Overheard by: Dunder MIfflin
The Hamburglar’s Clean-Up Man
Coworker to office pet turtle: You are such a little turd-burglar!
Neenah, Wisconsin
Overheard by: stinky turtle
Family Reunion?
Weird coworker: I found a lot of great trash this weekend.
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: huh?
The Other Commuters Have Seen Weirder Behavior from Me in the Past
Worker on phone to boyfriend: So you’ll be waiting naked when I get home? Oooh…I’ll come home naked.
Downers Grove, Illinois
