Co-worker: I have extroverted genitalia.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Archive for July, 2008
Besides, No One Should Commit Career Suicide Alone
Retail employee #1: I’m gonna have to leave early today, my friend and I are going to go and get the Wii.
Retail employee #2: Oooh, the weed? I want some!
Stonebriar Mall
Frisco, Texas
No One’s Free in This Office, Missy
Peon, walking into boss’s office: What smells so good? It smells like my grandmother’s cooking.
Boss: Oh, Joan* brought pork chop for lunch. I guess she thought I was emancipated.
Peon, laughing and mumbling: She thought what?
Athens, Georgia
Or So My Wife Keeps Telling Me
Man, finding coworker rummaging through his desk: I assure you there is nothing interesting in my drawers.
Stamford, Connecticut
Which Is When He Told Me About Overheardintheoffice.com!
Coworker on phone: So I told our new accountant what I needed, and he looks at me and says: “But this will take me all day.” I told him: “It takes me all day to do my job too. Did you have other plans?”
3rd Avenue
New York City, New York
Poets Will Cut a Bitch
Building manager: Which is the drawer with all the tools?
Coworker: The middle bottom one.
Building manager (looking in tool box): Why do you guys have so many knives?
Coworker: It’s a long story.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310713849/sounds-like-a-good-story.html
Overheard by: a diligent worker
He’s Gone Through Four Keyboards This Week Alone
Amazed boss: Look at that! He drinks water and types at the same time!
Santa Monica, California
…and Made an Improper Suggestion
Phone girl #1: It has smelled like stuff in here all day.
Phone girl #2: I know, it’s like food just walked over here.
New York City, New York
Let’s Go Ask Some Customers What They Think
Obnoxious server: Ewww, did you just fart, dude?
Timid new guy: Uh, no, I’m sorry.
Obnoxious server: Musta been me. Smells like pot roast, doesn’t it?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Let Me Be Blunt About That
Manager (after finding a flyer advertising “weed for sale” on his windshield): At first I was pissed, because they came to my home and put it on my car. But then I was like: “Really? There’s no way I’m paying that much for an eighth!”
Texas
