Archive for January, 2008

It Has the Pic­tures!

[Male em­ploy­ee #1 of­fers dough­nut to fe­male em­ploy­ee.]

Fe­male em­ploy­ee: I am not putting that in­to my body.
Male em­ploy­ee #1: That is pret­ty pompous.
Male em­ploy­ee #2: I know! You should see what she puts in­to her body, and how fast!
Male em­ploy­ee #1, af­ter long si­lence: Um, so, did you see my e‑mail from yes­ter­day?

North Lamar Boule­vard
Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: Oh re­al­ly?