Archive for 2007

He Just Or­dered a Piz­za

La­dy cube dweller: Well, did­n’t you get big­ger last time?
Man cube dweller: Yeah, but I was think­ing about some­thing else.
La­dy cube dweller: What were you think­ing about?!
Man cube dweller: Your sis­ter.
La­dy cube dweller: You’re an ass­hole.
Man cube dweller: Well, she is my girl­friend.

4015 Shore Dri­ve
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Not her sis­ter

We Don’t Know, Ei­ther

Dude #1: That’s im­pos­si­ble.
Dude #2: No, it is­n’t. I’ve seen a chick do it with a blender be­fore.
Dude #1: Holy shit.

Sacra­men­to City Col­lege
Sacra­men­to, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Melis­sa