Archive for 2007

He Just Ordered a Pizza

Lady cube dweller: Well, didn’t you get bigger last time?
Man cube dweller: Yeah, but I was thinking about something else.
Lady cube dweller: What were you thinking about?!
Man cube dweller: Your sister.
Lady cube dweller: You’re an asshole.
Man cube dweller: Well, she is my girlfriend.

4015 Shore Drive
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Not her sister

We Don’t Know, Either

Dude #1: That’s impossible.
Dude #2: No, it isn’t. I’ve seen a chick do it with a blender before.
Dude #1: Holy shit.

Sacramento City College
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Melissa