Archive for 2007

Not Bonobos, At Least

Coworker on phone: What?! Suck on it?! No, never! I would never suck on it… I’ve used my hands and fingers, but I would never put that in my mouth! We’re not animals! [Hangs up and notices coworkers staring. Turns out it was about cleaning a newborn’s nose.]

3 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: the quiet one

I’m Just Saying

Employee: There’s someone parked out back in my parking space.
Manager: I hate when that happens. Years ago this woman used to park in my spot all the time… She’s dead now.

Birmingham Street
Halifax, Nova Scotia