Archive for 2007

And Feel­ing Her Up

Train­ing man­ag­er: So, how’s every­thing go­ing?
New ad­min: Fine. Just fine.
Train­ing man­ag­er: Are you sure? Do you need any­thing? Some­thing I can help you with?
New ad­min: I’m sure. No, re­al­ly, every­thing’s fine. I’m fine… I’m just go­ing to, uh, run out to my car for a sec­ond. To, uh, grab a bot­tle of wa­ter. I’ll be right back [gets her things and leaves the of­fice, nev­er re­turns].
Train­ing man­ag­er: Wow. Was it some­thing I said?
As­sis­tant: No, I think it was the fact that you kept star­ing at her boobs.
Train­ing man­ag­er: Oh. Right.

East Gude Dri­ve
Rockville, Mary­land

Over­heard by: the fly on the wall

It Won’t Be Long be­fore We’re Best Evil-Whores

Of­fice girl with flower arrange­ment: Look! Look what I got!
Of­fice man­ag­er: Wow! Where did you get those from?
Of­fice girl: The girls that helped me chair the din­ner. Oh! Look, [gush­ing as she reads the card], ‘From two bitch­es to the biggest bitch we know!’ Oh! How sweet!
Of­fice man­ag­er: That is just so sweet of them!
Girl and man­ag­er, to­geth­er: Awww!

Han­ford, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: not one of her bitch­es

Fa Shoah?

20-some­thing scrap­book­er: Should I be putting pic­tures of Auschwitz in here?
Su­per­vi­sor: I don’t think so!
20-some­thing scrap­book­er: I should prob­a­bly put one… I mean, we went there… I’m gonna make light of it.

570 Lex­ing­ton Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Ethan