Archive for 2007

Dude, What If He’s a Hologram?

Grunt #1: Seriously, dude, what the hell is up with Ahmed’s* hair?
Grunt #2: I know what you mean. It’s like someone turned up the gamma setting on his head — like, all the way.

555 West Imperial Highway
Brea, California

Overheard by: Yannibmbr

If We Keep Talking in Circles, the Truth Will Throw Up

CR manager: The membership grade is effective for a year from the grad date that they told us, but I don’t think they’ll remember the grad date they said… But it’s not actually a year…
Ad manager: But it’s good for a year. Doesn’t it update automatically?
CR manager: It is automatic, except when it isn’t. It only gets updated once a year, so it may be good for over a year.
Ad manager: So we can’t say a year if it isn’t a year.

14 Fairfield Drive
Brookfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: all ears