Archive for 2007

Dude, What If He’s a Holo­gram?

Grunt #1: Se­ri­ous­ly, dude, what the hell is up with Ahmed’s* hair?
Grunt #2: I know what you mean. It’s like some­one turned up the gam­ma set­ting on his head — like, all the way.

555 West Im­pe­r­i­al High­way
Brea, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Yan­nibm­br

And I Was Feel­ing So Good about the Toi­let Train­ing

Pro­duc­tion man­ag­er: As the wrestler Mr. Per­fect used to say, ‘It ain’t easy be­ing per­fect, but some­body’s got­ta do it!‘
Sales guy: Hey, you’ve got cof­fee on your shirt.
Pro­duc­tion man­ag­er, crest­fall­en: Oh… I guess I’m not per­fect, af­ter all…

8900 Kel­so Dri­ve
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Nik­ki

If We Keep Talk­ing in Cir­cles, the Truth Will Throw Up

CR man­ag­er: The mem­ber­ship grade is ef­fec­tive for a year from the grad date that they told us, but I don’t think they’ll re­mem­ber the grad date they said… But it’s not ac­tu­al­ly a year…
Ad man­ag­er: But it’s good for a year. Does­n’t it up­date au­to­mat­i­cal­ly?
CR man­ag­er: It is au­to­mat­ic, ex­cept when it is­n’t. It on­ly gets up­dat­ed once a year, so it may be good for over a year.
Ad man­ag­er: So we can’t say a year if it is­n’t a year.

14 Fair­field Dri­ve
Brook­field, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: all ears