Archive for 2007

They’re Open­ing for Shroud of Turin

Fe­male an­a­lyst: Ac­tu­al­ly, my par­ents are in town this week­end. I think we’re go­ing to go see the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Male an­a­lyst: Oh! The Dead Sea Scrolls! You mean… the band?

San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Bored Ac­tu­ar­i­al In­tern


Of­fice grunt: Now if I say some­thing tastes like shit, I’ll have a frame of ref­er­ence.

Hyde Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: A.D.

That’ll Be a Thriller

Old woman: She’s been do­ing the moon­walk.
Young woman: That’s great!
Old woman: They’re wait­ing to find out the re­sults of her biop­sy.
Young woman: Yeah…

417 3rd Av­enue
Al­bany, Geor­gia