Archive for 2007

Maybe I Should­n’t Have Let Him Bor­row All That Poe

Li­brar­i­an: Have you met the new as­sis­tant di­rec­tor? He re­minds me a lot of Randy — you know — Ral­phie’s lit­tle broth­er from A Christ­mas Sto­ry. No­body wants to hang out with him. The oth­er day I asked him how he was, and he ac­tu­al­ly held up a piece of rope and said, ‘Oh, I’m hang­ing in there!’ and gave me a creepy smile.

60 7th Street
Gar­den City, New York

Over­heard by: Grace

… They Ooze

Chick #1: Did any­body ever tell you that you look like a pe­nis when you wear that hood?
Chick #2: I do not!
Chick #3: You should see her when she runs in that hood. Then she re­al­ly looks like a pe­nis…
Chick #2: Penis­es don’t run!

Saint Fran­cis Uni­ver­si­ty
Loret­to, Penn­syl­va­nia