Archive for 2007

There’s a Lot to Fear at Blair Witch Man­u­fac­tur­ing

Of­fice chick #1: I’m scared of the men’s room. I think it’s the uri­nal…
Of­fice chick #2: I’m scared of that lit­tle thing in the men’s room.
Of­fice chick #1: What lit­tle thing?
Of­fice chick #2: You know — that lit­tle wood­en thing. It used to be in our bath­room… It looks like a lit­tle totem pole.

New­town Square, Penn­syl­va­nia

Or Be in Charge of Re-Fill­ing the Milk Pitch­er

Fe­male cowork­er: Do you think you can have your nip­ples re­moved? I mean, I would nev­er do it, but for a man? He does­n’t need them. They don’t breast­feed, so they’re to­tal­ly use­less. I would be dis­turbed if I ever saw a man lac­tat­ing… Yeah, this is why I should­n’t think.

Dough­nut shop
Quin­cy, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Dis­turbed Cowork­er