Archive for 2007

Peo­ple with­out Bound­aries Need Spe­cial Han­dling

Friend­ly work­er guy: Hey, you guys — I just took one sip of this en­er­gy drink and I don’t re­al­ly want it. Does any­one want it? [No one an­swers. A few min­utes lat­er] Hey, you guys — there is a lot of turkey on this sand­wich. Does any­one want some?
Nor­mal work­er guy: Hey, you guys — I’ve had this peanut M&M in my mouth for four days. Does any­one want it?

12th Street
New York, New York

Over­heard by: so­cial

Does It Mean I Can Stop Wear­ing Heels?

50-ish la­dy pe­on: Oh, hon­ey, you don’t have to lift those box­es!
20-ish la­dy pe­on: No, it’s okay, I re­al­ly don’t mind. They’re not very heavy.
50-ish la­dy pe­on: But that shows on a woman lat­er in life!
20-ish la­dy pe­on: Shows? What do you mean?
50-ish la­dy pe­on: Well, you know, makes you big… Like the She-Hulk, or that her­maph­ro­dite wrestler! You don’t want peo­ple think­ing you’re not a woman, do you?

Uni­ver­si­ty of North Car­oli­na, 208 Raleigh Street
Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na