Archive for 2007

I Al­ways Fall for That One

ER nurse #1: No, she would­n’t let us. I’ve been try­ing for 20 min­utes.
ER doc­tor: Well, then she needs to un­der­stand that we can’t es­tab­lish the as­sault if we can’t get to the ev­i­dence.
ER nurse #1: I don’t think she cares. I mean, she want­ed me to smell her un­der­wear!
ER nurse #2: What? Did you?
ER nurse #1: Yeah. It did­n’t help.

Col­orado Springs, Col­orado

Over­heard by: TK

Plus, I’m a Cat Own­er, If You Fol­low Me

Re­cep­tion­ist #1: Oh we’re sor­ry.
Male cus­tomer, try­ing to pick up his cat from the vet: What?
Re­cep­tion­ist #1: We were talk­ing about per­son­al stuff.
Re­cep­tion­ist #2: Yeah, aren’t we typ­i­cal women? Talk­ing about guys?
Male cus­tomer: Well, to be hon­est, like a typ­i­cal guy, I was­n’t pay­ing at­ten­tion.

Mag­a­zine Street
New Or­leans, Louisiana

Stairs Go Up?

Large male pe­on: Oh, I usu­al­ly take the stairs. Do you mind if we take the stairs?
Large la­dy pe­on: Yeah, no-no-no. That’s ab­solute­ly fine. I take the stairs all the time. Ab­solute­ly. So long as it is­n’t up.

Op­per­man Dri­ve
Ea­gan, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: I’m tak­ing the el­e­va­tor