Archive for 2007

It’s On­ly Par­tial­ly about the Kids

Hock­ey dad: If this snow keeps up, there won’t be any hot-tub­bing with the hock­ey MIL­Fs tonight.
Bach­e­lor: Hock­ey MIL­Fs?
Hock­ey dad: You bet­ter be­lieve it.

High­ways 24 and 401
Cam­bridge, On­tario

Over­heard by: My kid’s on the wrong hock­ey team

So, No Mayan Pyra­mids?

Man­ag­er: Yes, next week we’ll all be in Mex­i­co.
Woman #1: I hope you are go­ing to re­lax this va­ca­tion.
Man­ag­er: I feel if I don’t run around and see every­thing, I’m wast­ing the ex­pe­ri­ence.
Woman #2: Let me ex­plain some­thing clear­ly to you: va­ca­tion is sex, food, sleep, more sex, more sex.
Man­ag­er: [Stunned.]Woman #2: That’s why you nev­er come back re­laxed. Sex, sex, nap, sex. Re­peat that.

Gar­den State Mall
Para­mus, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Woman #3