Archive for 2007

Well, Now You’re Just Brag­ging

De­fense at­tor­ney at de­po­si­tion: … And be­fore the ac­ci­dent, about how many times per month were you in­ti­mate with your wife?
Plain­tiff: Um, prob­a­bly up­per 20s.
De­fense at­tor­ney, in­cred­u­lous: Up­per 20s?!
Plain­tiff: Yeah. My wife is Latin.

9th Street
Sacra­men­to, Cal­i­for­nia

I’m Hav­ing One Now

Of­fice girl: This mag­a­zine says that men, on av­er­age, have sex 84 times a year.
Old­er math geek: Hm­mm. That’s like one and a half times a week.
Of­fice girl: What do you mean, ‘half’? There are no half-times when it comes to sex.
Old­er math geek: Trust me, there are.

Chan­til­ly, Vir­ginia

One Cold Day It Got Stuck

20-ish male CNA: Hey, what’s a taint?
20-ish fe­male nurse #1: Well, it ‘taint your balls, and it ‘taint your ass­hole — it’s in be­tween.
20-ish fe­male nurse #2: I don’t think I have a taint…
20-ish male CNA: I had a girl­friend in high school who used to like to put her tongue there!

130 2nd Street
Neenah, Wis­con­sin