Archive for 2007

Yep, the Bad Samar­i­tan Is Straight

Garbage man to an­oth­er: I was dri­ving a truck on the on-ramp and I seen a naked guy run­nin’ along­side the free­way. I yelled at him, ‘Yeah! Way to go! Naked peo­ple are cool!’ It was­n’t like it gave me a chub or any­thing.

Garbage com­pa­ny
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: the dis­patch­er whose heard it all

Plus, They’re Do­ing Amaz­ing Things with GPS These Days

In­di­an woman: I gave my 11-year-old son his in­tro­duc­tion to sex last night.
White woman: Uh… What did you do with him?
In­di­an woman: I ex­plained to him every­thing he need­ed to know. It’s part of our tra­di­tions.
White woman: You ex­plained to him about or­gasms, and where the cli­toris is?
In­di­an woman: Oh, yes, and I was quite sur­prised to find out how much he al­ready knew.
White woman: Such as…?
In­di­an woman: He told me he knew what the G‑spot was, and how to find it.
White woman: Where would an 11-year-old boy learn about things like that?
In­di­an woman: From his friends. Many of them have sis­ters and moth­ers who they have seen in the nude.
White woman: Well, uh, good luck.

DMV of­fice
West­bury, New York

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry