Archive for 2007

You Mean the Planter?

Blonde sales­girl on phone with IT: My com­put­er is not work­ing.
IT guy: Did you plug every­thing in right?
Blonde sales­girl: Yes! Of course! The light is on, but noth­ing’s hap­pen­ing. [IT guy goes to her of­fice, bends over, press­es pow­er but­ton and walks out.] But the light was on!
IT guy: That’s your screen. The com­put­er is the big box on the floor.

Of­fice, Meilleur Street

Over­heard by: ID-10‑T

More Than You Get Most Days

Re­cep­tion­ist #1: What’s the fore­cast for next Sun­day?
Re­cep­tion­ist #2: Six­ty-nine and sun­ny.
Re­cep­tion­ist #1: Six­ty-nine? That’s all I get for my birth­day?

221 Long­wood Av­enue
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts