Archive for 2007

Nixed Greens

Cowork­er #1: I am go­ing across the street to get some­thing to eat. Do you ladies want any­thing?
Cowork­er #2: Do you want to bring me back a sal­ad?
Cowork­er #1: Not re­al­ly… I was just be­ing cour­te­ous.

North Uni­ver­si­ty and Fletch­er Streets
Michi­gan

Or Stick­ing It Up Your Nose

Sales guy: Oh, crap! I left the cap off my Sharpie last night! [Tries it on pa­per] Oh, no! What can I do?!
Cube rat #1: Well, you could try run­ning a lit­tle wa­ter over the tip. Or, um, you could just throw it away and get a new one.
Sales guy: Put some wa­ter on it? Would that work?
Cube rat #2: Is it a Sharpie or a mark­er?
Cube rat #3: If putting wa­ter on it does­n’t work, try lick­ing it.

8220 Eng­land Street
Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na