Archive for 2007

While I’m a Cornell Grad

White customer pointing at Filipino bag boy: Is he black, or is he white?! I just can’t tell…
Cashier: Um, he’s Filipino.
White customer: I don’t care what religion he is, I just wanna know his race.
Cashier: He’s Filipino.
White customer: No wonder you’re just a cashier.

Piggly Wiggly
Farmville, North Carolina

What I Meant to Say Was I’m Pro Racial Segregation

Girl: I don’t know, I just hate it when they mixed the coloreds and the whites.
Random passerby: What?
Girl, loudly: What? Ohhh! I mean Christmas lights! I swear. I like houses that are all decorated the same way.
Friend: Just stop talking.
Girl: I am such a dipshit.

43 Leonard Street
Belmont, Massachusetts

Overheard by: i was confused too