Archive for 2007

Brain Food?

Guy: Do you think it’s pos­si­ble to be al­ler­gic to… you know?
Girl: No, I don’t know…
Guy: Sure you do.
Girl: No, I don’t know what ‘you know’ is!
Guy: Yes, you know!
Girl: What? You mean, like, con­doms?
Guy: No, like you know — vagi­na…
Girl: Why on earth would any­body be al­ler­gic to vagi­na?!
Guy: Cause, you know, it’s like fish.

Cus­tomer ser­vice call cen­ter
Mon­tre­al, Que­bec

Over­heard by: MBN

Un­for­tu­nate­ly, I Pre­dict Six More Weeks of This Con­ver­sa­tion

Ad­min­is­tra­tive as­sis­tant: You know how they choose the pope with those smoke sig­nals?
Staff mem­ber: Yeah…
Ad­min­is­tra­tive as­sis­tant: It’s kind of like Ground­hog’s Day, is­n’t it?
Staff mem­ber: Wait, what? The movie or the hol­i­day?
Ad­min­is­tra­tive as­sis­tant: Duh, the hol­i­day! What would the movie have to do with the pope?
Staff mem­ber: Well, what does the hol­i­day have to do with the pope?
Ad­min­is­tra­tive as­sis­tant: What?

Willamette Boule­vard
Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Jen­ny