Archive for 2007

And Eating Pimp Scout Cookies

Writer: So, if I get the new position I’ll be your boss.
Designer: That’s what I hear.
Writer: I could be all… pimp-slapping you if you got out of line. Or, like, assigning you all kinds of work while I’m laying on the beach drinking one percent milk.
Designer: With that raise you could be drinking whole milk!

16340 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona

Singing Telegram?

Boss: So, your voicemail kicked me off because my message was too short. I can understand it cutting you off if you start in on a monologue, but what if you just want to leave a message saying, ‘Fuck you’?

Rockefeller University
New York, New York

Overheard by: Molly the Mole