Archive for 2007

And Eat­ing Pimp Scout Cook­ies

Writer: So, if I get the new po­si­tion I’ll be your boss.
De­sign­er: That’s what I hear.
Writer: I could be all… pimp-slap­ping you if you got out of line. Or, like, as­sign­ing you all kinds of work while I’m lay­ing on the beach drink­ing one per­cent milk.
De­sign­er: With that raise you could be drink­ing whole milk!

16340 North Scotts­dale Road
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Singing Telegram?

Boss: So, your voice­mail kicked me off be­cause my mes­sage was too short. I can un­der­stand it cut­ting you off if you start in on a mono­logue, but what if you just want to leave a mes­sage say­ing, ‘Fuck you’?

Rock­e­feller Uni­ver­si­ty
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Mol­ly the Mole