Archive for 2007

What­ev­er, Mom

Cashier: Hi! How are you do­ing?
Cus­tomer, sigh­ing: I’m 83 years old, my kids don’t vis­it me and when they do their kids an­noy the fuck out of me, I haven’t had sex in 20 years, and you’re out of my fa­vorite ice cream.
Cashier: Look, la­dy, I did­n’t re­al­ly care — next time just freak­ing smile and say, ‘I’m fine, how are you?’ Now… Have a good day.
Cus­tomer: Thank you. See you to­mor­row.

Pig­gly Wig­gly
Far­mville, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: MB