Archive for 2007

Shall I Season Your Fracture?

Managing director: What happened to you?
Warehouse employee: A skid fell on my leg. Don* just left to call me an ambulance.
Managing director: A skid of what?
Warehouse employee: … Ground coriander.
Managing director: That came in today? Great! We’ve been waiting for that.
Warehouse employee: … My leg is broken.
Managing director: And we appreciate that.

6105 Oakleaf Avenue
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Ren

Review: Lacks Intuition

Tech #1: Phew! I just spent hours grabbing screenshots to show the manager what I’ve been doing.
Tech #2: Umm… You know he’s blind, right?
Tech #1: So… I should send a note instead?

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: Not involved – really!