Archive for April, 2007

Why Josie Spoiled in the Heat

Chick #1: Some­times when I’m not wear­ing a bra and I don’t want my nip­ples to poke out I put Band-Aids over them.
Chick #2: You put may­on­naise on your nip­ples?!
Chick #1: Yeah, Band-Aids.
Chick #2: May­on­naise?!
Chick #1: Yeah, Band-Aids.

9th and Broad Street
Chat­tanooga, Ten­nessee

And the Sur­gi­cal In­ter­ven­tions

Client: I can’t wait to get back to my car!
Hair styl­ist #1: Why your car?
Client: So I can take my bra off!
Hair styl­ist #2: Girl, my boobs will nev­er sag, ’cause I’m a hair­dress­er!
Hair styl­ist #1: Huh?
Hair styl­ist #2: It’s all the blow dry­ing!

West End
Nashville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: won­der­ing if my boobs will sag

As It Is, My Thighs Are Bad­ly Chafed

Cowork­er #1: I saw you on the train this morn­ing. You should have sat with me.
Cowork­er #2: Why did­n’t you say hel­lo when we got off?
Cowork­er #1: You were, like, speed rac­er walk­ing to­wards the build­ing, and I wad­dle. Wad­dlers can on­ly move so fast, and I had maxed out.

Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: A Fel­low Wad­dler