Archive for March, 2007

No, Black Women

Coworker: One of my high school teachers was fired for having inappropriate relationships with students… Apparently he had a thing for sisters.
New girl: Like nuns?

32 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York

Overheard by: Kate Elizabeth Queram

Hers and Her Husband’s

Waitress #1: My sister is in the hospital because she just had her second liver transplant.
Waitress #2: Oh my god! Both of them?!
Waitress #1: Both of whats?
Waitress #2: Both of her livers?!
Waitress #1, turning to manager guy: Do you want to tell her, or should I?

McHenry, Illinois

Overheard by: Thank God I’m Me

What about That Joe Pesci Movie?

Pledge drive volunteer: Would you like to pledge to fight hunger and homelessness?
College guy: No thanks, man.
Pledge drive volunteer: How about pledging to make higher education more affordable?
College guy: Dude, homeless people don’t even go to college…

470 West 7th Street
Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: pledging