Archive for March, 2007

No, Black Women

Cowork­er: One of my high school teach­ers was fired for hav­ing in­ap­pro­pri­ate re­la­tion­ships with stu­dents… Ap­par­ent­ly he had a thing for sis­ters.
New girl: Like nuns?

32 Av­enue of the Amer­i­c­as
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Kate Eliz­a­beth Quer­am

Hers and Her Hus­band’s

Wait­ress #1: My sis­ter is in the hos­pi­tal be­cause she just had her sec­ond liv­er trans­plant.
Wait­ress #2: Oh my god! Both of them?!
Wait­ress #1: Both of whats?
Wait­ress #2: Both of her liv­ers?!
Wait­ress #1, turn­ing to man­ag­er guy: Do you want to tell her, or should I?

McHen­ry, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Thank God I’m Me

Tint­ed Chro­mo­somes

Cowork­er #1: You’ve got re­al­ly pret­ty eyes.
Cowork­er #2: Thanks.
Cowork­er #1: It’s like you’ve got, um… What is it…?
Cowork­er #3: Downs Syn­drome?
Cowork­er #1: Con­tact lens­es.

South Aus­tralia