Archive for 2006

11AM Damage Control

Co-worker on phone: I’m sorry, can you say that again?…I’m sorry…I’m having some trouble understanding what you’re trying to say…Why don’t you have your boss call me and we can get this straightened out?

Hangs up.

Co-worker: Just go back to your motherfucking country…Christ.

839 Marshall Phelps Road
Windsor, Connecticut

Overheard by: Douchey Douchelton

3PM Smoke Break

Agent: Can you believe that? I totally lied to her face and she had the gall not to take it as the truth!

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia