Archive for 2006

She Cries, ‘More, More, More!’

Lawyer #1: Is ‘Rebel Yell’ on the CD? I sing that in the show­er… And I find my­self punch­ing my fist up in­to the sky… in re­bel­lion.
Lawyer #2: Wow.
Lawyer #1: My wife re­al­ly en­joys it.

Wilshire Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: AJF

You’re Hired! You Start Work As a Mule on Mon­day

Chick: Hi, I’m here for the in­ter­view…
Em­ploy­ee: Al­right… What’s your name?
Chick: I’m here for an ap­point­ment at 3:30.
Em­ploy­ee: Oh, it’s noon right now, so… not for a while!
Chick: Oh, is it? Ohhh my gosh, I’m so sor­ry. I’m, like, re­al­ly blazed right now.

North­lake Boule­vard
West Palm Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: cool, im hun­gover.

Of­fi­cers Had Prob­a­ble Cause to Ad­min­is­ter a Field Civics Test

Girl: So, I’m re­al­ly scared be­cause I got ju­ry du­ty. I don’t want to be in the same room as a crim­i­nal.
Para­le­gal: Well, maybe they’re not a crim­i­nal. That’s the point of ju­ry du­ty.
Girl: But… aren’t they guilty if they were ar­rest­ed? I mean, the po­lice don’t just go around ar­rest­ing peo­ple if they’re in­no­cent.

1355 Av­enue of the Amer­i­c­as
New York, New York

Over­heard by: sam