Archive for 2006

Keep Up the Sub-Par Work

Gen­er­al man­ag­er: That’s what I like about you — you’re a re­li­able dis­ap­point­ment.
En­vi­ron­men­tal, Safe­ty, and In­dus­tri­al Hy­giene co­or­di­na­tor: Thanks!

450 Sukhumvit Road
Ray­ong
Thai­land

Over­heard by: Rick cam­pi­on

Help, There Are Trammps in Our Re­frig­er­a­tor!

Em­ploy­ee #1: Now, where did ‘Dis­co In­fer­no’ come from?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Not me! It’s not on my iPod!
Em­ploy­ee #1: I think it came from the re­frig­er­a­tor!
Em­ploy­ee #2: Oh re­al­ly?
Em­ploy­ee #1: No, this is se­ri­ous! You’re not the one with ‘Dis­co In­fer­no’ stuck in your head!

Chevy Chase
Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: kitchen watch­er

Since I Haven’t Mas­tered In­ner Typ­ing

Man­ag­er on phone to com­put­er ter­mi­nal man­u­fac­tur­er: That ter­mi­nal still is­n’t work­ing prop­er­ly, and if you don’t fix it soon the cus­tomer is go­ing to tell me to shove it up my ass… And I’m not pre­pared to do that at this time.

1462 Erie Boule­vard
Sch­enec­tady, New York

Over­heard by: It would­n’t fit mine