Archive for 2006

Mil­lions and Mil­lions Puz­zled

Guy: I’ll have a Num­ber Three, and can I have a small choco­late shake?
Bim­bette em­ploy­ee: No.
Guy: No, I can’t have a shake?
Bim­bette em­ploy­ee: Nope.
Guy: Are you say­ing no to the ‘small,’ the ‘choco­late,’ or the ‘shake…’?
Bim­bette em­ploy­ee: Both.
Guy: So, both of the three, huh?
Bim­bette em­ploy­ee: Yes, but you can have vanil­la.
Guy: I would love vanil­la, thank you.

Mc­Don­ald’s, 53rd Street and 2nd Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: bri­an

And So Ig­neous to Use a Dic­tio­nary

Cowork­er: I just love pay­ing bills on­line — it is just so easy.
Blonde cowork­er: I know, it’s so great.
Cowork­er: The com­put­er has re­al­ly made things ef­fi­cient.
Blonde cowork­er: I know — it is, like, sooo Antarc­tic to pay your bills by check nowa­days.

30th floor, 55 East 52nd Street
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Greg Case

You Look Vague­ly Fe­male, and I Dig That about You

Creep­ster hit­ting on CSA: Hey, there you are again.
CSA, with­out mak­ing eye con­tact: …Hey.
Creep­ster: You know what? You so beau­ti­ful.

CSA does­n’t re­spond.

Creep­ster, with spit­tle fly­ing from be­tween front teeth: Has any­one ever told you that you’re very pho­to-gener­ic?

An­i­mal Hos­pi­tal
Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: an­oth­er CSA