Archive for 2006

The Po­lit­i­cal­ly Cor­rect Term Now Is ‘Bis­cuits’

Health clin­ic em­ploy­ee: That woman is one kooky crack­er!
Man­ag­er: I would re­al­ly ap­pre­ci­ate it if you would­n’t call our pa­tients ‘kooky.‘
Health clin­ic em­ploy­ee: But you and Dr. Horowitz* call pa­tients ‘crazy’ all the time. What’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween ‘kooky’ and ‘crazy’?
Man­ag­er: I just don’t want you to call our pa­tients ‘kooky.‘
Health clin­ic em­ploy­ee: It’s still al­right to call them ‘crack­ers’ though, right?

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Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na