Archive for 2006

9AM TGIF

Co-work­er #1: Did­n’t you wear that shirt two days ago?
Co-work­er #2: Huh? What? I don’t know…
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, I re­mem­ber you had that sweater on a cou­ple of days back.
Co-work­er #2: Did you look that up on www.victoriaknowswhateveryonewears.com? Oh wait, it kicks back to an­oth­er site, www.gofuckyourselfvictoria.com.

460 West 34th Street
New York, NY

4PM Of­fi­cers Meet­ing

Boss: Okay, it’s near­ly 5, so we’re go­ing to take a dif­fer­ent ap­proach to the vot­ing this time. Af­ter the meet­ing min­utes are com­plet­ed, I’ll email all of our ideas to every­one to­mor­row, and you can email me back your votes for the best one.
Un­der­ling: Are we vot­ing to­day or to­mor­row?

425 Park Av­enue
New York, NY