Archive for 2006

It’s All About Sched­ul­ing, Yo

Counter girl: Did I tell you I al­most got locked up last night?
Male cus­tomer: Fo’ what?
Counter girl: I took my home­girl’s car and rode over to my ba­by dad­dy’s mom­ma house. Po-lice got me go­ing through a light. I was like, “Shit, man, I got weed and a rock in my joint, and my shit’s sus­pend­ed, yo.“
Male cus­tomer: That’s some Cops shit, girl!
Girl: Fo’ reals…But I worked my way out with a warn­ing, got my ba­by, went home, and smoked that shit.

11th Street & F Street
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: sud­den­ly not hun­gry

He Runs a Broth­el

Su­per­vi­sor: Dif­fer­ent day, same shit.
Em­ploy­ee: That’s my fa­vorite say­ing! “Dif­fer­ent day, same shit.”
Su­per­vi­sor: We prob­a­bly should­n’t swear; I don’t want to of­fend the cus­tomers.
Em­ploy­ee: Prob­a­bly.
Su­per­vi­sor: You know what my fa­vorite say­ing is? “Fuck that!”

Mount Prospect, Illi­nois

He Has Those Shifty Eyes

Teacher: “Un­cer­tain.” What does “un­cer­tain” mean?
7‑Year-Old boy: Like you’re not sure about it?
Teacher: Good! What’s an ex­am­ple of some­thing you’re un­cer­tain about?
7‑Year-Old boy, af­ter think­ing for a mo­ment: God.

1554 Sepul­ve­da Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia