Archive for 2006

Why Night Guy Vol­un­teered to Work Nights

Boss: Why did­n’t you build those three dis­plays last night?
Night guy: I could­n’t find the stuff to do it with.
Boss, go­ing back and point­ing to the on­ly three pal­lets of stuff in the back room: This is the stuff you could­n’t find all night?
Night guy: You should have put in my note that I should look hard­er.

Al­bert­son’s
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Bill

The Founder of Na­tion­al E‑Mail Right to Life Could­n’t Even Delete Vi­a­gra Spam

Old-man em­ploy­ee: I am hav­ing prob­lems with e‑mail.
IT guy: What’s wrong?
Old-man em­ploy­ee: I have got thou­sands of e‑mails in my in­box and can­not send any­thing out ’cause I think the virus that is caus­ing me to get all these e‑mails is go­ing to be spread to oth­ers.
IT guy: You don’t have a virus.
Old-man em­ploy­ee: But I have thou­sands of e‑mails. But I guess they are beau­ti­ful to watch.

Raleigh, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Alyn

Re­mem­ber? Those Nine Planes?

De­liv­ery dri­ver: I’ve nev­er had to stop and check in be­fore.
Guard: Yes, you have. We start­ed doin’ it af­ter two-eleven.
De­liv­ery dri­ver: You mean nine-eleven?
Guard, rolling eyes: No. Two-eleven, when them peo­ple crashed them planes. Two-eleven.
De­liv­ery dri­ver: That was in Sep­tem­ber.
Guard: Two-eleven.

Cir­cle Cen­ter Mall Se­cu­ri­ty Of­fice
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

Next Time Break Up Via E‑mail

Em­ploy­ee on phone: You are a psy­cho if you think you’ll break up with me over the phone!…What am I sup­posed to say to a psycho?…What am I sup­posed to say to a psycho?…What am I sup­posed to say to a psy­cho?!
Co-Work­er: For my sake, you can say good­bye to a psy­cho!

5760 High­way 80
Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing