Archive for 2006

11AM Project Man­age­ment

Guy: Should I put it in the fold­er?
Girl: Wait, I’m not sure. Should I take it out of the fold­er?
Guy: Um, maybe I should just put it in the fold­er.
Girl: No, I should take it out of the fold­er…
Guy: But, what if we need it in the fold­er?

127 Ma­ri­na Dri­ve
La Crosse, Wis­con­sin

5PM That’s a Wrap

Work­er on phone: What time does she get in?…That’s kind of late. I’ll leave Ly­dia* with my mom, no rea­son to drag her all they way to the air­port and back. Maybe we can find some place to have sex in the car on the way down there…Maybe I should­n’t say stuff like that when I don’t have a ceil­ing or re­al walls.

333 Bush Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

1PM Busi­ness Ca­su­al

T‑shirt: Why are you wear­ing a suit?
Suit: I had court this morn­ing.
T‑shirt: Traf­fic Court? Did you pay a fine?
Suit: Yeah, Traf­fic Court. The fine was five hun­dred dol­lars.
T‑shirt: You should have worn a dif­fer­ent suit. That one looks like it cost about forty dol­lars.
Suit: I paid sev­en hun­dred dol­lars for this.
T‑shirt: You got ripped off.
Suit: Well who­ev­er’s been giv­ing you that piece of shit base­ball brim hair­cut the last year has been rip­ping you off.
T‑shirt: I wear a toupee.

2211 N. First Street
San Jose, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: daimaoh

12PM Lunch

Cowork­er #1: Have you been to Joey’s*? It’s awe­some.
Cowork­er #2: Not in a long time. Not since it was a deli.
Cowork­er #1: Oh, you should go. They have those big hoo­ba woo­ba pipes…Hooba booba…Hooba hoo­ba pipes?
Cowork­er #2: Do you mean hookas?
Cowork­er #1: Yeah.

330 Gar­den Street
San­ta Bar­bara, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Vi­o­let White

2PM Of­fice Prank

Em­ploy­ee #1: I saw you run to the bath­room. So I fol­lowed you in and heard you fran­ti­cal­ly try­ing to put the pro­tec­tive cov­er on the seat.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Yeah. And?
Em­ploy­ee #1: Then I shut the light off.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Oh that was you? Well just so you know, I’m a mas­ter at poop­ing in the dark.

6255 Sun­set Boule­vard
Hol­ly­wood, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Ron