Archive for 2006

3PM Snack Run

Girl: I’m go­ing to the store. Do you want any­thing?
Guy #1: Yeah, can you get me a Dr. Brown’s black cher­ry so­da?
Girl: Ok.
Guy #1, hold­ing out cash: Here.
Girl: What’s that?
Guy #2: It’s called mon­ey. What? It’s been so long since you seen it, you don’t rec­og­nize it! Damn, next time hand her some post-it notes and let her be on her mer­ry way!

250 West 30th Street
New York, New York

12PM Lunch

Cred­it man­ag­er: Any­one need some glass­es?
Cowork­er: What kind of glass­es?
Cred­it man­ag­er: Drink­ing glass­es, wa­ter glass­es. I have four and I’m not go­ing to use them.
Cowork­er: Where’d ya get the glass­es from?
Cred­it man­ag­er: I stole them from the ho­tel I was at last week
Cowork­er: You can’t go around steal­ing stuff from ho­tels.
Cred­it man­ag­er: That’s what my wife tells me, which is why I need to get rid of them be­fore she finds out. Maybe I’ll just put them in the break room.

142 Grand Av­enue
Des Moines, Iowa

1PM Defin­ing Ex­pec­ta­tions

Of­fice man­ag­er: The first rule of thumb is that two ge­ot­ech­ni­cal en­gi­neers will al­ways give you two dif­fer­ent an­swers. The sec­ond rule of thumb is that I’m al­ways right.
In­terns: Ha­ha­ha­ha­ha­ha­ha­hah


Of­fice man­ag­er: I’m be­ing se­ri­ous.

1066 West Hast­ings
Van­cou­ver, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: An­drew

10AM Cof­fee Break

Em­ploy­ee is show­ing off her new bel­ly-danc­ing out­fit.

Su­per­vi­sor: So, you’re re­al­ly go­ing to bel­ly-dance in pub­lic?
Em­ploy­ee: Yeah!
Su­per­vi­sor: I nev­er re­al­ly liked go­ing to strip clubs when I was younger.

150 Bat­son Dri­ve
Man­ches­ter, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: I love this place!