Archive for 2006

12PM Lunch

Male bank teller: I’m win­ning the Mega Mil­lions tonight.
Fe­male bank teller: I’m get­ting a brace for my leg.
Male teller: Screw that brace. When I win the Mega Mil­lions we’ll get you a new leg! We’ll just cut that one off and I’ll get you a prostate.

725 East Big Beaver Road
Troy, Michi­gan

10AM Smoke Break

Brit #1: What the fuck is her prob­lem any­way?
Brit #2: She’s do­ing that thing.
Brit #1: What thing?
Brit #2: That Cana­di­an thing where they pre­tend to be all nice be­cause they’re from Cana­da when re­al­ly, [putting on Cana­di­an ac­cent] they’re just, like, to­tal­ly back­stab­bing dip­shits, eh?’ I mean what kind of id­iots would set­tle in a place where it hits mi­nus 30, any­way?

V Parku
Prague, Czech Re­pub­lic

5PM That’s a Wrap

Co-Work­er #1: What does “cos­mopoli­tan” mean?
Co-Work­er #2: It means, like, “world­ly.”
Co-Work­er #1: [blank stare] Co-Work­er #2: You know, like in Sex and the City.

415 South Street
Waltham, Mass­a­chu­setts

1PM Lunch

Em­ploy­ee #1: Kin­da ridicu­lous that a George Fore­man mi­ni-grill is able to take down pow­er for half of the floor.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Dude, you’re grilling in the of­fice and you’re go­ing to talk about what’s ridicu­lous?

1899 L Street NW
Wash­ing­ton, DC