Archive for 2006

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er #1: Did you see the thing in the park­ing lot this morn­ing?
Co-work­er #2: No, what is it?
Co-work­er #1: A huge dil­do.
Co-work­er #2: Did it fall out of some­one’s car?

1504 53rd Av­enue West
Braden­ton, Flori­da

1PM Lunch

Team Leader: Well, you know I al­ways have to be right, don’t you?
Em­ploy­ee: You’re lucky to have stayed mar­ried all of these years.
Team Leader: Yes, well my wife is a very pa­tient woman.
Em­ploy­ee: Ei­ther that or deaf.

14840 Con­fer­ence Cen­ter Dri­ve
Chan­til­ly, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Jen Fos­ter

12PM Send Out Pack­ages

De­sign­er: All right. V & S Couri­er will pick up those CDs this af­ter­noon.
Writer: “V & S”? What is that, Vene­re­al and Syphillis?
De­sign­er: I think so. And like vene­re­al and syphillis, they are al­ways trav­el­ing back and forth. From cus­tomer to cus­tomer.

16430 North Scotts­dale Road
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona