Archive for 2006

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: Did you see the thing in the parking lot this morning?
Co-worker #2: No, what is it?
Co-worker #1: A huge dildo.
Co-worker #2: Did it fall out of someone’s car?

1504 53rd Avenue West
Bradenton, Florida

1PM Lunch

Team Leader: Well, you know I always have to be right, don’t you?
Employee: You’re lucky to have stayed married all of these years.
Team Leader: Yes, well my wife is a very patient woman.
Employee: Either that or deaf.

14840 Conference Center Drive
Chantilly, Virginia

Overheard by: Jen Foster

12PM Send Out Packages

Designer: All right. V & S Courier will pick up those CDs this afternoon.
Writer: “V & S”? What is that, Venereal and Syphillis?
Designer: I think so. And like venereal and syphillis, they are always traveling back and forth. From customer to customer.

16430 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona