Archive for 2006

5PM That’s a Wrap

At­tor­ney on phone: I’m good, [Jeff]. I’m rid­ing my bike with a glass of wine in my hand on my way to a strip club…No sor­ry, I don’t know any­thing about that. I’m too busy mis­man­ag­ing my files and har­rass­ing my staff to get to that.

999 3rd Av­enue
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

3PM Smoke Break

Con­sul­tant: First she was in Pic­ture mag­a­zine, and that was okay. Then it was Peo­ple mag­a­zine, and that was all right. But then she did Hus­tler, and that one re­al­ly dis­turbed me. I mean, it’s strange to look at porn mag­a­zines and see your daugh­ter naked, y’­know?

44 Phillip Street
Par­ra­mat­ta, New South Wales

9AM Back to Work

Ju­nior Part­ner: I’m leav­ing at noon to­day be­cause I think I put my un­der­wear on back­wards this morn­ing.
Se­nior Part­ner: I re­al­ly don’t know how to re­spond to that.

319 West Wood­lawn Av­enue
Louisville, Ken­tucky

Over­heard by: Tuck Tabler

1PM Lunch

Cu­bi­cle #1: I just re­al­ized Mon­day is your birth­day. You’ll be…28?
Cu­bi­cle #2: Yeah. You know, ten years ago I thought I’d be all mar­ried with kids by now. Liv­ing in Red Bank or Cheese­quake or some­thing.
Cu­bi­cle #1: Wow, thank god none of that came true.
Cu­bi­cle #2: I know.

350 Madi­son Av­enue
New York, NY