Archive for 2006

2PM Con­fer­ence Call

Man­ag­er: You could sit in my of­fice since I am di­aled in, but I just got over the crud so maybe that is not such a good idea. Why don;t you go down to the Al­pha Room?…No, scratch that. Those guys went
to Taco Bueno for lunch and I am not sure that is such a good idea. Maybe you just bet­ter di­al in from your of­fice.

730 In­ter­na­tion­al Park­way
Richard­son, Texas

1PM Lunch

Phys­i­cal Ther­a­pist: How are you to­day?
Pa­tient: No good.
Phys­i­cal Ther­a­pist: That’s too bad. Why not?
Pa­tient: Be­cause I would rather eat my own foot off than talk to you.

275 South 5th Av­enue
Pocatel­lo, Ida­ho

12PM Staff Meet­ing

Em­ploy­ee #1: Can you print the re­port for the meet­ing?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Should I print a copy for every­one who will be there?
Em­ploy­ee #1: No, one should be fine; all 15 of them can crowd around and look at it to­geth­er.

2240 North 1st Street
San Jose, Cal­i­for­nia

9AM Back to Work

Cube #1: Did you know you can type “de­ferred” with one hand?
Cube #2: Could­n’t you type any word with one hand?
Cube #1: Yeah…but you can type it with one hand.
Cube #2: Yeah…couldn’t you type any word with one hand?
Cube #1: No…I mean, it means you can type it with one hand; the let­ters are all with­in one inch of each oth­er. D‑e-f-e-r-r-e‑d.
Cube #2: Oh!…I def­i­nite­ly spelled that wrong.

One Eas­t­on Oval
Colum­bus, Ohio

2PM Call Jeff for Clar­i­fi­ca­tion

CCA #1: The client says his squir­rel ma­chine’s bro­ken. What the hell is a squir­rel ma­chine?
CCA #2: One of those things with the wheel, where the squir­rels run around?
CCA #1: I don’t think we pro­vide those.
CCA #2: What’s the prob­lem?
CCA #1: He says it’s bro­ken.
CCA #2: Is he feed­ing it enough?

2 Char­lotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Cana­dia