Archive for 2006

12PM De­part­ment Meet­ing?

Man­ag­er: It’s just our de­part­ment in this meet­ing, [the oth­er de­part­ment] is­n’t com­ing.
Su­per­vi­sor: How do you know?
Man­ag­er: I went to [Bren­da] and asked where her meet­ing is, and she said she does­n’t have a meet­ing.
Em­ploy­ee: So if this is our meet­ing, where are we sup­posed to be?
Su­per­vi­sor: I re­served the con­fer­ence room for my meet­ing, but the door is closed. Is this my meet­ing?
Man­ag­er: I think so. It’s no­body else’s.
Su­per­vi­sor: So then, where are we go­ing?

535 Routes 6 & 209
Mil­ford, Pennsyvla­nia

3PM Smoke Break

Work­er #1: Look, the win­dow clean­ers are here.
Work­er #2: Aren’t they freez­ing? It’s 15 de­grees out.
Work­er #1: Oh no, the wa­ter they’re us­ing is hot.

25800 North­west­ern High­way
South­field, Mis­souri

9AM Back to Work

News rep #1: The re­porter wants an ex­pert on idols and graven images…Is it “graven” or “craven”? I could­n’t re­al­ly hear him.
News rep #2: I don’t know, let me look it up…“Craven: Char­ac­ter­ized by ab­ject fear; cow­ard­ly.”
News rep #1: Hmm…I don’t know…Is it “graven” or “craven” im­ages?
Di­rec­tor of News: It’s “craven”. Def­i­nite­ly. Those words al­ways go to­geth­er: craven im­ages.

200 South Craig Street
Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia