Archive for October, 2006

Of Course If We Fire Her, We’ll Have the Expense of Training Another Screamer

General manager: Should we fire Missy*? She was screaming at you in front of other employees.
Manager #1: I don’t know. What does Missy* feel we should do to her?
General manager: Uh, I didn’t ask her.
Manager #2: She thinks we should buy her a pizza and give her a raise. What the fuck do you think she feels we should do to her?

Indianapolis, Indiana