4PM Work on Spread­sheets

CCA: My Ex­cel’s not work­ing.
Man­ag­er: I don’t care.
CCA: What should I do if my Ex­cel’s not work­ing and you don’t care?
Man­ag­er: Call the Ghost­busters.

2 Char­lotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Cana­dia

3PM Smoke Break

Clerk #1: Hey [David], what are you up to?
Clerk #2: Work­ing. You should try it some­time.

1400 Dou­glas Street
Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

1PM Lunch

Ac­count Man­ag­er: I to­tal­ly dis­agree with this, with every fiber of my be­ing.
Cre­ative Di­rec­tor: Wow, thats a lot of fiber.

720 East Pe­te Rose Way
Cincin­nati, Ohio

4PM Up­date Re­sume

Co-work­er #1: I have my big meet­ing to­mor­row.
Co-work­er #2: What meet­ing?
Co-work­er #1: You know! The meet­ing where I’m go­ing to stand up and say, “Fuck this! I quit!”

122 South Main Street
Ann Ar­bor, Michi­gan

5PM Here’s the Week­end

Man­ag­er: Have a good week­end.
Un­der­ling: You’re leav­ing?
Man­ag­er: You’re not.

452 Fifth Av­enue
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Bob

1PM Lunch

In­tern #1: So are you lac­tose in­tol­er­ant?
In­tern #2: No, I’m not lac­tose in­tol­er­ant, it just makes my throat close up.

304 Hud­son Street
New York, NY

12PM Ac­tu­ar­i­al Sem­i­nar

In­struc­tor: My en­tire ped­a­gog­i­cal tech­nique is based on James Bond.

700 Roy­al Av­enue
New West­min­ster, British Co­lum­bia
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Sarah­Side­Ef­fect

3PM Smoke Break

Agent: Can you be­lieve that? I to­tal­ly lied to her face and she had the gall not to take it as the truth!

5720 Peachtree Park­way
Nor­cross, Geor­gia

12PM Re­ports Due (?)

Drone #1: Do you need the re­ports im­me­di­ate­ly?
Drone #2: Yeah, but not right now.

2929 North 44th Street
Phoenix, Ari­zona

10AM Check Clas­si­fieds

Work­er: What?
Boss: What?
Work­er: Were you talk­ing to me?
Boss: No, to my­self.
Work­er: Sor­ry.
Boss: How dare you eaves­drop on a con­ver­sa­tion I’m hav­ing with my­self!

8403 South Park Cir­cle
Or­lan­do, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Mary H