Archive for February, 2006

1PM Lunch

Ac­count Man­ag­er: I to­tal­ly dis­agree with this, with every fiber of my be­ing.
Cre­ative Di­rec­tor: Wow, thats a lot of fiber.

720 East Pe­te Rose Way
Cincin­nati, Ohio

4PM Up­date Re­sume

Co-work­er #1: I have my big meet­ing to­mor­row.
Co-work­er #2: What meet­ing?
Co-work­er #1: You know! The meet­ing where I’m go­ing to stand up and say, “Fuck this! I quit!”

122 South Main Street
Ann Ar­bor, Michi­gan

3PM Smoke Break

Agent: Can you be­lieve that? I to­tal­ly lied to her face and she had the gall not to take it as the truth!

5720 Peachtree Park­way
Nor­cross, Geor­gia