Archive for 2005

4PM Find New Temp

Co-work­er #1: I can’t be­lieve that they fired that temp.
Co-work­er #2: Yeah, he was­n’t work­ing very hard and he was goof­ing off.
Co-work­er #1: That’s not very fair. By the way, do you have the new foot­ball pool sheet? I lost mine.

4950 Col­lege Boule­vard
Lea­wood, Kansas

Over­heard by: Ron Zinn

11AM Check in with De­vs

Co-work­er #1: So do you think the de­vel­op­ers can hit this tar­get?
Co-work­er #2: I mean the bar is so low how can they not?
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, I sup­pose even peo­ple in the Spe­cial Olympics can make it over this one.

10866 Wilshire Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

5PM Out of Here

Suit: We don’t need to do that right away, we can do it to­mor­row.
Boss: We should do it to­day. Why put off un­til to­mor­row what we can do to­day?
Suit: I was think­ing about killing you yes­ter­day.

3 2nd Street
Jer­sey City, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Hobo Whis­per­er

4PM Or­der New Fan

Co-work­er #1: You should get that fan fixed. It’s re­al­ly loud.
Co-work­er #2: I don’t mind it.
Co-work­er #1: It’s re­al­ly loud.
Co-work­er #2: I don’t mind. I just pre­tend I’m work­ing in my pri­vate jet at 30,000 feet. It’s noisy for a com­put­er fan but it’s re­al­ly qui­et for a jet.

2137 High­way 35
Holmdel, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Chuck Roast