Archive for 2005

4PM Get New Wire­less Card

IT #1: Okay, I’ll set up one of my ex­tra work­sta­tions and get a wire­less card for it.
IT #2: Can you get a card eas­i­ly?
IT #1: Oh sure, they’re on­ly about 50 bucks. I can get pet­ty cash.
Man­ag­er: So we have to go through you. Why can’t [Claude] get it?
IT #2: Be­cause I have to go through too many lay­ers of man­age­ment and red tape.
Man­ag­er: For an old com­put­er and a $50 card?
IT #1: Yeah, this place is like a prison. It’s all about who can trade cig­a­rettes for a sharp shiv.
Man­ag­er: Or who’s around when you drop the soap…

525 Rud­der Road
Fen­ton, Mis­souri

2PM Pre­pare De­posits

Co-work­er #1: It helps me get the de­posit ready if you put all the checks in al­pha­bet­i­cal or­der.
Co-work­er #2: Okay, not a prob­lem.
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, they call me anal be­cause I like it that way.

132 West Cen­tral Av­enue
Lake Wales, Flori­da

9AM I’m Nau­seous Al­ready

Boss: Make sure you wear some­thing nice like that skirt you had on last week­end.
DJ: But what if it’s cold out­side this week­end?
Boss: Does­n’t matter…the Army guys will pull more re­cruits if you broad­cast in some­thing a lit­tle re­veal­ing. Plus they paid a lot of mon­ey for this re­mote.

1711 El­lis Dri­ve
Val­dos­ta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Todd Mc­Clure