Archive for 2005

3PM Cof­fee Break

Of­fice work­er #1: Cof­fee, cof­fee, coffee…I love coffee…Here goes down…down in to my bel­ly. Cof­fee is the great­est drug ever.
Of­fice work­er #2: Se­ri­ous­ly, es­pe­cial­ly since you don’t get fat be­cause it does­n’t give you the munchies…I need to drink more cof­fee.
Of­fice work­er #1: Yeah, you do.

9785 Towne Cen­tre Dri­ve
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

10AM Con­fer­ence Call

Man­ag­er #1: So, do you have a hur­ri­cane there?
Man­ag­er #2: There is no hur­ri­cane in At­lanta at this time. It’s way over near the Yu­catan.
Man­ag­er #1: Oh. So will you get any of it?
Man­ag­er #2: It’s like a thou­sand miles away. It’s a lit­tle too soon to tell how much it will af­fect us at this point.
Man­ag­er #3: I heard that Wilma is the last name they have on the list.
Man­ag­er #1: Ha, ha! What will they do if an­oth­er one comes? Start over?
Man­ag­er #2: They will use Greek let­ters.
Man­ag­er #1: Ha, ha, ha!
Man­ag­er #2: That was­n’t a joke.
Man­ag­er #1: Oh. Ha, ha! So, the next one will be like Hur­ri­cane
“XVII” and then Hur­ri­cane “XVI­II”? Ha, ha!
Man­ag­er #2: No. Those are Ro­man nu­mer­als.

5601 N. Lin­dero Canyon Road
West­lake Vil­lage, Cal­i­for­nia

11AM In­ter­view

Cor­po­rate pe­on #1: I was ner­vous dur­ing the in­ter­view. More than nor­mal for some rea­son. He asked too many damn ques­tions.
Cor­po­rate pe­on #2: Hard ques­tions?
Cor­po­rate pe­on #1: Not hard. Just re­quired de­tailed an­swers. I don’t like the “what do you bring to the ta­ble” ques­tion.
Cor­po­rate pe­on #2: “I bring dili­gence and a pos­i­tive at­ti­tude, I’m proac­tive and can get the job done on my own or with a group.”
Cor­po­rate pe­on #1: I bring sex­i­ness.

11601 Wilshire Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia