Archive for 2005

12PM Get Those Scam Sales­calls Blocked

Cowork­er on phone: Why do you need to know what type of print­er I have?…Well, I guess I could read the name of the print­er to you off of the print­er, if you sug­gest that… Here’s the name writ­ten right here. It’s F then U, C. Are you writ­ing this down? K and then Y. Then fi­nal­ly O, U…Hello, hel­lo?

4175 Cen­tral Av­enue
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

11AM Re­place Dic­tio­nar­ies

Co-work­er #1: I just got tricked in­to us­ing a pen that shocked me!
Co-work­er #2: Oh, no. You okay?
Co-work­er #1: Well, shock­ing throws off your elec­troids…
Co-work­er #2: Elec­troids? What are those?
Co-work­er #1: …Well, elec­troid is not in here, but this is an old dic­tio­nary.

600 Wil­low­brook Of­fice Park
Fair­port, New York